[xD This is going to be linked in my desc(s) in furc, and I need a place to put it. Here will do fine.]

As the slowest poster in our community, this was a long time's coming. As I tell people, I spend a lot of time thinking on how to post. Most of the time I cant respond as I post because I'm trying to type my post in MS word. Spellcheck is my best friend. Because if I post fast, it turns out to be shitty, and I get called an idiot, which I have an issue with. I don't work well under pressure. When I take a long time to get through a few sentences in a post, I have to look at the furc window to check and see if everything is fine. If everyone is coomplaining, and especially if I'm being whispered about my posting speed, I get a little... Nervous (I've got an anxiety disorder, little known fact). And so I try to post quickly and it takes an hour AND is shitty.

Please don't badger me. It all goes faster when you don't. And you have to think about the time and my condition as well. Is it three AM where I am? I'm even slower if I'm tired, forgive me.

Distract yourself while I post. (Youtube, FTW)